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Comedy Writer, Creative Producer, Maker of Things

i've also...

taught middle schoolers how to divide fractions, got hired as an art teacher without knowing how to draw, sold bras to middle aged women, wrote mafia smut for a spicy TikTok channel, filled cannolis in a deli, nannied a kid whose diet consisted of only buttered noodles, coached a middle school debate team, waited tables, collected over a thousand matchbooks, successfully got my grandma to admit i'm her favorite.